It was 3 in the morning when a man woke me up by a knock at the door.
'Sorry to bother you, but could you give me a push?' said the stranger.
'Not at this time' I said snarled, shutting the door and returning to bed.
'How rude of you' my wife bitched. 'Don't you remember the night our car broke down in pouring rain and a stranger helped push us? What if he had told us to go away!'
I was ashamed, and went outside in my robe and slippers. 'Mate' I yelled. 'Do you still want a push?'
'Yes please' I heard him call back.
'Where are you? I can't see you' I yelled.
He replied 'Over here on your swing'.
'Sorry to bother you, but could you give me a push?' said the stranger.
'Not at this time' I said snarled, shutting the door and returning to bed.
'How rude of you' my wife bitched. 'Don't you remember the night our car broke down in pouring rain and a stranger helped push us? What if he had told us to go away!'
I was ashamed, and went outside in my robe and slippers. 'Mate' I yelled. 'Do you still want a push?'
'Yes please' I heard him call back.
'Where are you? I can't see you' I yelled.
He replied 'Over here on your swing'.
but indicates that you have a wife, bloke or something else? 
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