Nice kids
A very loud, woman walks into a shop with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The shopkeeper says, "Good morning. . . Nice children you?ve got there ? are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell. . . no they ain?t, the oldest one, he?s 9 and the younger one, she?s 7. Why the hell would you think they?re twins. . .? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the shopkeeper, "I just couldn?t believe you got shagged twice!"
A very loud, woman walks into a shop with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The shopkeeper says, "Good morning. . . Nice children you?ve got there ? are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell. . . no they ain?t, the oldest one, he?s 9 and the younger one, she?s 7. Why the hell would you think they?re twins. . .? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the shopkeeper, "I just couldn?t believe you got shagged twice!"