a young woman was driving very fast down the road yesterday, and has she passed over a Bridge she spotted a traffic cop with a radar gun on the other side of the bridge lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, and he asked,What's your hurry then madam ? To which she replied,I'm late for work.Oh yeah, said the cop,so what job do you do that warrants exceeding the speed limit? I'm a consultant specialist rectum stretcher at the local hospital, she responded.The cop stammered, A what? A rectum stretcher? just what does a rectum stretcher do? Well," she said,I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four etc:,then i get a hand in.and work from side to side until I can get both hands in,then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide. And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? the traffic cop asked. You give him a uniform a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.she replied
Traffic Ticket ?95.00
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Court Costs ?45.00
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Look on the Cop's Face. PRICELESS
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Traffic Ticket ?95.00
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Court Costs ?45.00
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Look on the Cop's Face. PRICELESS
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