Scouse lad goes for a job at sea, the captain says, "have you any experience away at sea?" "No." The lad replies, "But I'm honest! Captain takes him on and off they sail. After three weeks at sea the lad is busy swabbin the decks, when a big wave crashes over and sweeps the scouser overboard. The 1st mate runs to the Captain, "Captain, Captian, you know the scouse lad we took on, the one who said he was honest? well hes just f****d off with your mop!"
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