got home from work today to find a suitcase in the hall.
"who's is the suitcase" i asked the wife
"mine" she replied " i'm leaving you,i can not cope with your perverted sexual requests any longer"
"oh, ok then,is there any chance you could slam the door on my penis on your way out" i asked
"who's is the suitcase" i asked the wife
"mine" she replied " i'm leaving you,i can not cope with your perverted sexual requests any longer"
"oh, ok then,is there any chance you could slam the door on my penis on your way out" i asked