I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
yours Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
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Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, The lady administer rejects your request for the following reasons: You can only work for short periods plus You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to get you to start working. and You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will have to retire well before you are 65 and You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking wrinkled bags.
yours Sincerely,
V. Gina
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
yours Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
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Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, The lady administer rejects your request for the following reasons: You can only work for short periods plus You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to get you to start working. and You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will have to retire well before you are 65 and You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking wrinkled bags.
yours Sincerely,
V. Gina
if not press the green tab to tell me to f**Koff 