A very shy young man goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,No, I won't sleep with you tonight! Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the man is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.She smiles at him and says,I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, What you mean you will now for ?200.
Revenge in the pub
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