Amazingly simple home remedies:---
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
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2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting
the toilet seat by using the sink.
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3. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over
and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you'll be afraid to cough.
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6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should,
use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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finally the daily thought:
Some people are like masochists not really good for anything but
they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
*********************
2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting
the toilet seat by using the sink.
*************************
3. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
****************************
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over
and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
**********************************
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you'll be afraid to cough.
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6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should,
use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
************************************
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
**********************************
finally the daily thought:
Some people are like masochists not really good for anything but
they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.