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  • Mjolinor
    V.I.P. VIC
    • Jan 2009
    • 1093
    #1

    A joke

    Pascal Newton and Einstein were hanging about with nothing to do so they decided to play hide and seek.
    Einstein started counting and Pascal ran to hide.
    Newton turned round, got some chalk and drew a one metre square on the blackboard then stood in front of it.
    Einstein finished counting and turned round, spotted Newton and said "I found you Newton".
    Newton replied "no you found Pascal".
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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158
      #2
      ~~~~~~ vic

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      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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        • Shady
          Shite Link King
          • Dec 2010
          • 6404
          #3
          How comes they're all alive at the same time?

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            • Mjolinor
              V.I.P. VIC
              • Jan 2009
              • 1093
              #4
              Originally posted by Shady
              How comes they're all alive at the same time?
              They are all in heaven you dumb *

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                • m9g
                  DK Veteran
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 704
                  #5
                  I'm going to be dumb and say "dont get it"


                  DONT FORGET TO CLICK THE THANKS BUTTON IN THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF THE POST IF ANYONE HELPED YOU

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                    • Carew6
                      Top Poster +
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 212
                      #6
                      It is meant to be a Physics joke, not at all funny.

                      In units of pressure 1 Pascal = 1 Newton per metre squared.

                      Pascal (unit) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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                        • ifred
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1627
                          #7
                          I don't get it either

                          Pascal sells milk?
                          Newton made office desk toys?


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                            • darrenhyland
                              DK Veteran
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 1124
                              #8
                              thats box clever that is...................unfortunatley its visual art for the blind to most guys here.....maybe over in the techie forums you might get a better response
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                                • m9g
                                  DK Veteran
                                  • Dec 2009
                                  • 704
                                  #9
                                  oh hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pmsl


                                  DONT FORGET TO CLICK THE THANKS BUTTON IN THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF THE POST IF ANYONE HELPED YOU

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