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  • twatty
    Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 90

    #1

    megan stammers

    Apparently Megan Stammer's friend is to blame for what's happened. She's been shagging teachers for years. Megan asked her how many teachers she's had sex with.

    She replied "Well, I've done the English teacher, the geography teacher, the music teacher and the biology teacher. You do the maths".
  • wetdog
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2011
    • 989

    #2
    Megan isnt in France, she has been spotted in a Pub just outside Dover with a mouthful of Teachers.........

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    • lagerland
      V.I.P. Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 6031

      #3
      And the next one.........................

      Maths teacher Jeremy Forrest who has run off with Megan Stammers,has said in a statement theres know need to worry.Its an educational field trip to see how many times 30 goes into 15.....................
      I know you believe you understand what you think i said



      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
      I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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      • scouse58
        Top Poster
        • May 2012
        • 119

        #4
        Think you have what it takes to pull a 15 year old?

        Those who can, teach.

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        • maca
          Mr. DK DJ
          • Feb 2009
          • 6310

          #5
          One day your reading the register the next day your on it

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          • Bulld0g
            V.I.P. Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 7158

            #6
            Jeremy Forrest, the only maths teacher that can take 15 and 30 and get 69

            THE TRUTH
            The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

            Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
            The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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            • Bulld0g
              V.I.P. Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 7158

              #7
              Schools are hypocrites, you can't take your kids abroad during term time, but teachers can.

              THE TRUTH
              The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

              Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
              The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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