A little boy always wanted to be a lorry driver, he got a big cardboard box and cut a door and window out and sat in making believe he was a lorry driver, the little girl next door asked what he was doing he said being a lorry driver, he said get in after awhile he he made believe he had stopped, she asked why he said like the lorry driver im stopping for a wee .
She looked at his pecker and said thats different to mine he said its not show me yours, she did and he said it is, she said would you like to kiss it he said bugger off im not a proper lorry driver
She looked at his pecker and said thats different to mine he said its not show me yours, she did and he said it is, she said would you like to kiss it he said bugger off im not a proper lorry driver