it is paddy,s wedding and murphy gets up to give his best man speech
"i will keep this short and sweet,as i don't want to f##k it up by saying summat that upsets people,so raise your glasses and wish paddy and his beautiful new bride a wonderful honeymoon in wales"
paddy shouts "what the ~~~~ you going on about murphy,we aren,t going to wales on our honeymoon"
"oh,my mistake" said murphy "i thought you said you was going to bangor for two weeks after the reception"
"i will keep this short and sweet,as i don't want to f##k it up by saying summat that upsets people,so raise your glasses and wish paddy and his beautiful new bride a wonderful honeymoon in wales"
paddy shouts "what the ~~~~ you going on about murphy,we aren,t going to wales on our honeymoon"
"oh,my mistake" said murphy "i thought you said you was going to bangor for two weeks after the reception"