love is not blind

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  • twatty
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    • Aug 2009
    • 90

    #1

    love is not blind

    A woman is standing naked in front of the bedroom mirror.
    "I look horrible," she moans to her husband.
    "I'm fat, I'm ugly, my boobs are saggy, my backsides huge - I feel awful!"
    Her husband looks over: "Don't be so hard on yourself, darling," he says,
    trying to cheer her up, "at least your eyesights still spot on."
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