Politically Incorrect?
A man walks into a petrol station and says,
"Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man,
"I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him,
"What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said that I had to stop w@nking.
When I asked why, she said,
"Because I'm trying to examine you!"
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
"No", he replied, "just having a sh1t."
A man walks into a petrol station and says,
"Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man,
"I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him,
"What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said that I had to stop w@nking.
When I asked why, she said,
"Because I'm trying to examine you!"
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
"No", he replied, "just having a sh1t."