The new local Pastor, Mr Flaps, is walking past his local pub.
As he peers thru the window, he sees one of his choir girls looking at bit worse for wear.
He walks in & says "Hi it's Mr Flaps here, don't you think you have had enough to drink, especially as we are in church tomorrow".
"No" slurred the girl & grabbed hold of the pastor.
As she fell back with him on top of her, the short skirt she was wearing hitches right up to her hips.
"What's going on here"? asked the landlord.
"Oh, it's ok" replied the pastor, "I'm pastor Flaps"
"Well in that case carry on" said the landlord.
As he peers thru the window, he sees one of his choir girls looking at bit worse for wear.
He walks in & says "Hi it's Mr Flaps here, don't you think you have had enough to drink, especially as we are in church tomorrow".
"No" slurred the girl & grabbed hold of the pastor.
As she fell back with him on top of her, the short skirt she was wearing hitches right up to her hips.
"What's going on here"? asked the landlord.
"Oh, it's ok" replied the pastor, "I'm pastor Flaps"
"Well in that case carry on" said the landlord.