A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger.
He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your t1ts, it's worked for your @rse'.
*****
My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.
*****
Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....'You better jack off, I've got a headache'.
*****
A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her pussy. Doc say's 'that looks nasty'. She say's 'Nasty?, it's just the tip of the iceberg!
*****
Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I won't take it up the @rse'!
*****
Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I p1ssed myself laughing'.
.
He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your t1ts, it's worked for your @rse'.
*****
My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.
*****
Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....'You better jack off, I've got a headache'.
*****
A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her pussy. Doc say's 'that looks nasty'. She say's 'Nasty?, it's just the tip of the iceberg!
*****
Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I won't take it up the @rse'!
*****
Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I p1ssed myself laughing'.
.
Comment