My wife changed into her bikini

[hoggy952]

My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well?" she said, "I've lost a stone, can you see a difference?"

I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone." I said, "can you see a difference?"

[drewz]

joke seems legit

[manxspud]

joke seems legit

Unlike your reply

[mirandasieck]

quite funny dude..

[cactikid]

please post a before and after photo,need to find that stone .

[darrenhyland]

i'd lose my two stones if i said that to my wife