A father asks his son if he knew about the birds and bees.
"I don't want to know" cried the child, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me
Confused the father asks what was wrong.
Sobbing, the boy says "When I was six I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny speech."
At seven I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy speech.' "
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for."
"I don't want to know" cried the child, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me
Confused the father asks what was wrong.
Sobbing, the boy says "When I was six I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny speech."
At seven I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy speech.' "
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for."