Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can't let it go can you?
I saw this advert in a window that said: ?Television for sale, ?1, volume stuck on full.? I thought, ?I can?t turn that down.?
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again
Conjunctivitis.com ? that?s a site for sore eyes.
So I said to a Scottsman 'did you have***65279; terrible spots as a kid?' He said 'ac ne'
Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'
Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can't let it go can you?
I saw this advert in a window that said: ?Television for sale, ?1, volume stuck on full.? I thought, ?I can?t turn that down.?
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again
Conjunctivitis.com ? that?s a site for sore eyes.
So I said to a Scottsman 'did you have***65279; terrible spots as a kid?' He said 'ac ne'
Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'
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