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  • stuckylad
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2008
    • 991

    #1

    testicle therapy

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men.
    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise. ?Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me?, she told him.

    ?Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes?, the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked; ?How does that feel??

    He replied; ?It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!?

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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    Hahaha good one m8 i like it

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • andy4
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 1125

      #3
      good 1 stucky m8
      WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
      DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


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      • gmb45

        #4
        Originally posted by stuckylad
        Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

        The ball hit one of the men.
        He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

        The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise. ?Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me?, she told him.

        ?Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes?, the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

        At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked; ?How does that feel??

        He replied; ?It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!?

        good 1 m8

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        • jasbo7
          V.I.P. Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 1432

          #5
          did she find her balls good one m8

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          • BigLid
            Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 51

            #6
            Made me laugh

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            • billyboyblue
              Junior Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 30

              #7
              excellent very funny!

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