Peter: "My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's
computer at the drug store that can
diagnose anything quicker and
... cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine,
and the computer will diagnose your
problem and tell you what you can do
about it.
It only costs $10.00."
Peter figured he had nothing to lose,
so he filled a jar with a urine sample
and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the
sample and deposited the$10.00.
The computer started making some
noise and various lights started
flashing.
After a brief pause, out popped a small
slip of paper which read You have
tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water, avoid
heavy labor. It will be better in two
weeks.
That evening, while thinking how
amazing this new technology was and
how it would change medical science
forever, he began to wonder if this
could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed
together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine
samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction.
He went back to the drug store,
located the computer, poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00.
The machine again made the usual
noises, flashed lights, and printed out
the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a
water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm.Bathe him
with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter is getting' screwed by
three guys at the same time and has
urinary infection. Put her on Antibiotic
and keep a track of her outings.
4. Your wife is pregnant ... twins. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And Bastard, If you don't stop
Jerking off, your elbow will never get
bette ...!!!
should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's
computer at the drug store that can
diagnose anything quicker and
... cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine,
and the computer will diagnose your
problem and tell you what you can do
about it.
It only costs $10.00."
Peter figured he had nothing to lose,
so he filled a jar with a urine sample
and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the
sample and deposited the$10.00.
The computer started making some
noise and various lights started
flashing.
After a brief pause, out popped a small
slip of paper which read You have
tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water, avoid
heavy labor. It will be better in two
weeks.
That evening, while thinking how
amazing this new technology was and
how it would change medical science
forever, he began to wonder if this
could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed
together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine
samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction.
He went back to the drug store,
located the computer, poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00.
The machine again made the usual
noises, flashed lights, and printed out
the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a
water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm.Bathe him
with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter is getting' screwed by
three guys at the same time and has
urinary infection. Put her on Antibiotic
and keep a track of her outings.
4. Your wife is pregnant ... twins. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And Bastard, If you don't stop
Jerking off, your elbow will never get
bette ...!!!
)
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