To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you
and I value you
as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home
before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on
the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about
my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher
at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at
the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge
of maths, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you
and I value you
as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home
before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on
the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about
my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher
at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at
the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge
of maths, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow