My wife came home to find me in the kitchen cooking a lovely dinner, candlelit table and place settings for two. "Oh this is a surprise," she said.
"Too bloody right it is," I replied, "I didn't expect you back till Monday."
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I was lying on the doctor's examination table today when she asked, "How is your libido?"
"My what?" I replied.
"Libido," she said. "Do you feel like having sex?"
"Okay," I replied, "but we'll need to be quick, my wife is waiting in the car."
"Too bloody right it is," I replied, "I didn't expect you back till Monday."
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I was lying on the doctor's examination table today when she asked, "How is your libido?"
"My what?" I replied.
"Libido," she said. "Do you feel like having sex?"
"Okay," I replied, "but we'll need to be quick, my wife is waiting in the car."
