God

[jester56uk]

So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time

the jester

[jmac200t]

So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time

the jester

are you some sort of virus, copying all the content of houmour site print the name and we can all have a look.

[HappyHermit]

Made me chuckle

[jester56uk]

QUOTE=jmac200t;1916055]are you some sort of virus, copying all the content of houmour site print the name and we can all have a look.[/QUOTE]


look i spend the time trying 2 find them 4 eveyone sooooo should u, nearly everthink that on here come's from other site's i have put over 1000 books joke's on here that wots its about finding it then putting it here 4 other's so
just injoy