100 ways to please your man

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  • jester56uk
    V.I.P. Member
    • Jun 2012
    • 495

    #1

    100 ways to please your man

    My wife was sitting on the sofa last night reading a book called, "100 ways to please your man."

    I said, "Don't bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I'll be the happiest bloke ever.

    She smiled and said, "Aww, what's that then?"

    I said, "Pack your bags and f@@k off."

    the jester
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