On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my
lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged that she came over and shouted at me,
'You should be hung!'
I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped
the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban
sunglasses and stared directly into the
eyes of this nosy a**
neighbor and then calmly replied,
'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.'
the jester
lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged that she came over and shouted at me,
'You should be hung!'
I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped
the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban
sunglasses and stared directly into the
eyes of this nosy a**
neighbor and then calmly replied,
'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.'
the jester