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  • jordigirl
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 716
    #1

    panda food

    So a panda walks into a resturant. He orders a meal, eats it but just before he leaves he pulls out a gun and starts shooting randomly. He then walks out, and when he exits the restaurant someone asks him why he did it. He told him to look up the diet of a panda and it said that he eats chutes and leaves.








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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404
      #2
      *shoots.


      dumbo. it doesnt work when its spelled wrong ffs
      Fave replies from various threads

      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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        • gopher7
          DK Veteran
          • Apr 2011
          • 2818
          #3
          Still funny though.

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            • GastonJ
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 5505
              #4
              It's supposed to be about a Koala bear and a prostitute.

              Koala picks up a prostitute, goes down on her, them humps her, does his biz and leaves without paying.
              Prostitute chases him and asks for his cash.
              Since he doesn't understand she takes out a dictionary and shows him the page "Prostitute - definition has sex for money"
              Koala turns it to the page "Koala bear definition - eats, shoots and leaves...."

              Works better when it's spelled correctly.
              Last edited by GastonJ; 17 April, 2013, 19:17.
              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
              No good deed goes unpunished....

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