It was my first time in Scotland, and after getting off the train, I nipped into a newsagents.
I handed over a ?20 note to the turban-headed Indian man behind the counter.
"Ere, pal, we dunnae take English money here ya wee git," he said in a gruff Glaswegian accent.
"Hey mate," I replied, "If the locals hear you talking like that, they'll kick the shit out of you for taking the piss."
I handed over a ?20 note to the turban-headed Indian man behind the counter.
"Ere, pal, we dunnae take English money here ya wee git," he said in a gruff Glaswegian accent.
"Hey mate," I replied, "If the locals hear you talking like that, they'll kick the shit out of you for taking the piss."
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