The wife stripped to her underwear last night in the bedroom and posed for me.
"Do you think I'm still pretty?" she smiled.
I looked up from my newspaper and muttered. "I guess."
"Me... on a scale of 1 to 10?" she posed again.
"You'd break it," I replied.
"Do you think I'm still pretty?" she smiled.
I looked up from my newspaper and muttered. "I guess."
"Me... on a scale of 1 to 10?" she posed again.
"You'd break it," I replied.