peeping tom

[jordigirl]

I work in a department store. My boss caught me peeking over a cubicle in the changing rooms, spying on a woman in her underwear.

"Gary!" he shouted. "Get down!"

"It's not what it looks like," I protested. "I was about to ask if she wanted any accessories to go with her dress."

"Bollocks," he replied. "Now get back to the restaurant or I'll start looking for a new chef."

[manxspud]

Maybe i'm reading to much into that joke ... but now i'm thinking 3 in a bed

[jester56uk]

I work in a department store. My boss caught me peeking over a cubicle in the changing rooms, spying on a woman in her underwear.

"Gary!" he shouted. "Get down!"

"It's not what it looks like," I protested. "I was about to ask if she wanted any accessories to go with her dress."

"Bollocks," he replied. "Now get back to the restaurant or I'll start looking for a new chef."

lmao wot a g8t joke love it

[jordigirl]

think ya need to unpack ya abacus manx? - how the hell does that joke give ya 3 in a bed

[Shady]

the boss.. gary.. and the woman in the cubicle jo who needs an abacus?

[jordigirl]

the boss aint peeking over the cubicle though