A man splits up with his wife and starts to get a little lonely.
So he goes to the pet shop to buy a dog,to keep him company.
''sorry sir, we have no dogs, but parrots are great company''.
''how much?'' said the man.
''for you sir, ?200".
i'll take it," replies the man
That night,he is out at the disco,and pulls a beautiful woman.
He gets back to his flat,and dims the lights,and puts his Barry White cd on.
"Guess who's getting ****ed tonight",screeched the parrot.
The buxom brunette,got up and left the flat..
This happened 3 weekends on the trot, so he goes back to the pet shop,and says,
"that parrot you sold me, keeps messing my love life up".
"Oh", said the pet shop owner,"he's probably lonely".
"Ok,i will take another parrot ,to keep him company",says the man.
"I have no parrots left, but owls get on great with parrots",
Not wanting to go without a sex, he pays the shopkeeper ?150.
The man gets home and pops the owl in with the parrot.
Later that night,he gets a fit blonde girl back to his flat,
Dims the lights, put's a bit of Sade on the c.d
All of a sudden,the parrot screeches "guess who's getting ****ed tonight?''
The owl toots "whoo whoo",
The parrot screams, "NOT YOU,YOU FLAT FACED ****ER!!.
So he goes to the pet shop to buy a dog,to keep him company.
''sorry sir, we have no dogs, but parrots are great company''.
''how much?'' said the man.
''for you sir, ?200".
i'll take it," replies the man
That night,he is out at the disco,and pulls a beautiful woman.
He gets back to his flat,and dims the lights,and puts his Barry White cd on.
"Guess who's getting ****ed tonight",screeched the parrot.
The buxom brunette,got up and left the flat..
This happened 3 weekends on the trot, so he goes back to the pet shop,and says,
"that parrot you sold me, keeps messing my love life up".
"Oh", said the pet shop owner,"he's probably lonely".
"Ok,i will take another parrot ,to keep him company",says the man.
"I have no parrots left, but owls get on great with parrots",
Not wanting to go without a sex, he pays the shopkeeper ?150.
The man gets home and pops the owl in with the parrot.
Later that night,he gets a fit blonde girl back to his flat,
Dims the lights, put's a bit of Sade on the c.d
All of a sudden,the parrot screeches "guess who's getting ****ed tonight?''
The owl toots "whoo whoo",
The parrot screams, "NOT YOU,YOU FLAT FACED ****ER!!.
