I was talking to my teenage son late last night:
"You won't be seeing me for a while son" I said.
"What? You're leaving?" he cried.
"No, you drunken ****" I said, "you've just used superglue instead of your eyedrops again."
the jester
"You won't be seeing me for a while son" I said.
"What? You're leaving?" he cried.
"No, you drunken ****" I said, "you've just used superglue instead of your eyedrops again."
the jester