A cat is sat by the side of a river when a 6 inch sausage floats past. The cat dips its paw in to catch it but misses.
Ten minutes later a 7 inch sausage floats past. The cat dips its whole leg in to catch it but misses. Ten minutes later a 10 inch sausage floats past so the cat throws itself in, catches it and eats it.
Moral of the story..... The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!
Ten minutes later a 7 inch sausage floats past. The cat dips its whole leg in to catch it but misses. Ten minutes later a 10 inch sausage floats past so the cat throws itself in, catches it and eats it.
Moral of the story..... The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!