The investigating police officer said to me, "Why didn't you tell someone your Grandad had died months ago?"
I said, "Because it's still the fishing season."
He said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said, "Have you seen the price of a pint of maggots these days?"
the jester
I said, "Because it's still the fishing season."
He said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said, "Have you seen the price of a pint of maggots these days?"
the jester