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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

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    The Olympics

    I see the Romanians have taken Gold Silver and Bronze..............
    and copper and lead, and any other metal they can get their thieving hands
    on!!

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    The sailing results are in. GB took the gold, USA took the silver, Somalia
    took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.

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    I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics,
    but then if they could run they wouldn't have been Australians in the first
    place.

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    My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"

    After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer:

    "Chinese," I replied

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    Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same basic movement as
    ironing

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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