I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this
morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used
to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace
with you now", I said. "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder
than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I
used to have.
"She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a
few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and
I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying
that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I
would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put
on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to **** off.
morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used
to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace
with you now", I said. "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder
than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I
used to have.
"She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a
few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and
I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying
that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I
would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put
on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to **** off.
