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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    Ex Girlfriend

    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this

    morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We

    lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used

    to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be

    interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".



    "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace

    with you now", I said. "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder

    than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I

    used to have.



    "She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".



    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a

    few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of

    muscle tone... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and

    I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"



    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying

    that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I

    would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put

    on a few pounds myself!"



    So I told her to **** off.

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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