2 men in a pub having a bevy when one says to the other when are you going on your holidays ? other fella says tomorrow. oh good will you bring some ciggies back for me' yeah deffo says his mate. oh good your missus can bring some back too in her bag' yeah no probs says his mate. 2 weeks later his mate walks in the pub with 2 bags stuffed full with ciggies and gives em to his mate. his mate says great stuff how much do i owe you. his mate says ?3000 ffs he says ?3000 where the **** did you go on holiday ? his mate replies blackpool. .........................