three tortoises

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  • potter
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    • Jul 2008
    • 40

    #1

    three tortoises

    Three tortoises Jim, ray n geoff go for a picnic ten miles from
    where they live it takes them ten day to get there. When they arrive they find they have left the bottle opener. Jim n ray ask geoff to fetch the bottle opener, geoff tells them to f**k off,
    by the time i get back you will have eaten all the sandwiches. Jim n ray promise not to eat the sandwiches, so geoff agrees to go. ten days pass n geoff has not returned 20 days pass n still not returned .Jim n ray are starvin but keep there promise not to eat the sandwiches. 25 days pass n they say f**k it were gonna starve if we dont eat. They start to eat the sandwiches
    and geoff jumps from behind a rock and shouts "I f**king new it.
    you b*****ds, I`m not going now!
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