"Please can I have four cans of lager and a bottle of cider?"
"Sorry, sir, because of my religious beliefs I can't sell it."
"OK, please can I have a pound of bacon and a pound of sausages?"
"Sorry, sir, because of my religious beliefs I can't sell it."
"Alright then, please can I have one of those filthy fourteen-year-old sluts in the back and a gram of coke?"
"Yes sir, no problem."
"Sorry, sir, because of my religious beliefs I can't sell it."
"OK, please can I have a pound of bacon and a pound of sausages?"
"Sorry, sir, because of my religious beliefs I can't sell it."
"Alright then, please can I have one of those filthy fourteen-year-old sluts in the back and a gram of coke?"
"Yes sir, no problem."