Illegally crossing international borders

[leotheloin]

PENALTIES FOR ILLEGALLY CROSSING INTERNATIONAL BORDERS
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF NORTH KOREA you get 12 years hard labour.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF IRAN you will be tortured and detained indefinitely.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF AFGHANISTAN you get shot.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF SAUDI ARABIA you will be jailed.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF CHINA you may never be heard from again.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF VENEZUELA you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF CUBA you will be thrown into a political prison to rot.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF THE US you simply get thrown out.
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND you get a job, a drivers licence, pension card, welfare, credit cards, subsidised rent or a loan to buy a house, free education

[mtv1]

sooooo true that

[martij976]

..................ffs

[lagerland]

..................ffs

WHAT ???..................

[M T Glass]

And 2,500 euro to buy a car because Krystian or Ewa might be bullied on school bus.

[martij976]

WHAT ???..................

Nothing special! Just my stupid reaction on mtv1 post "sooooo true"!
Stick with ur pitcher of.. hmm? pee? U'll be fine m8
cheers