Paddy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.. he orders a drink and then the monkey jumps down and starts wreckin the place he jumps up on to the pool table and starts breaking everything and then eats one of the pool balls..
The bar mans say"for **** sake do you see what your monkeys after doin.. he's wrecking the place and he's after eatin one of the pool balls"
"Im very sorry about that" says paddy, "he's always doin that and eats everything in sight, i'll pay for everything dont worry" so paddy paid, finished his drink and left..
The next week paddy went into the bar again with his monkey.. again he ordered a drink and again his monkey jumped down and started wreckin the place.. the monkey jumped up onto the bar, shoved a cherry up his arse and then ate it..
The bar man says "for **** sake paddy did you see what your monkeys after doin now!! he's after wreckin the place again and this time he shoved a cherry up his arse and ate it!!"
paddy say's "i know im very sorry he still eats everything in sight but after the pool ball incident last week, he measures everything first!!
The bar mans say"for **** sake do you see what your monkeys after doin.. he's wrecking the place and he's after eatin one of the pool balls"
"Im very sorry about that" says paddy, "he's always doin that and eats everything in sight, i'll pay for everything dont worry" so paddy paid, finished his drink and left..
The next week paddy went into the bar again with his monkey.. again he ordered a drink and again his monkey jumped down and started wreckin the place.. the monkey jumped up onto the bar, shoved a cherry up his arse and then ate it..
The bar man says "for **** sake paddy did you see what your monkeys after doin now!! he's after wreckin the place again and this time he shoved a cherry up his arse and ate it!!"
paddy say's "i know im very sorry he still eats everything in sight but after the pool ball incident last week, he measures everything first!!
