Well Endowed

[M T Glass]

A horse and chicken out walking in the farmers field when the horse steps on soft ground and begins to sink.
Horse shouts at chicken to get help.
Chicken runs back to farmhouse to find no one available.
Chicken grabs length of rope and hops in to the farmers Mercedes and races back to the stricken horse.
Chicken throws rope to horse and pulls horse out with the tow hitch.

A few weeks later chicken falls foul of the same soft ground and shouts to the horse to get help.
The horse has a better idea and spreads its legs over the chicken and tells the chicken to grab its dangling todger and in no time the chicken is free.


Moral of the story is: If you're well endowed you don't need a Mercedes to pull a chick.

[darrenhyland]

That's fresh!!!!! I like it!!!!!!!!!