Two youths were up before a Judge for possession of drugs and the Judge said "As this is your first offence I'm going to give both of you a chance to redeem yourselves. Come back here in a week and tell me of some good you have done in the seven days and I will reconsider your crime"
One week later both reappeared before the Judge.
Turning to the first man the Judge said "What have you done this past week young man"?
"Your Honour,I was so frightened of receiving a custodial sentence that I vowed I'd never go anywhere drugs again and I also persuaded ten addicts to quit drugs altogether"
"How did you achieve that young man"? said the Judge.
"Your Honour, with a piece of chalk I drew a large O and a small o and pointing to the large O I told them that this is the size of your brains before drugs and the small o is the size you brains will become from prolonged usage"
"Very well young man you are free to go without conviction" and turning to the second youth he said "And what have you done for your seven days"?
"Your Honour, I too was scared and vowed to never be involved with drugs again and I managed to persuade twenty users away from drugs"
"And how did you do that"? said the Judge.
"Your Honour, like the previous man, I took a piece of chalk but I drew a small o and a big O and I told them that the small o was the size of their a**holes before prison and the big O was the size of their a**holes when in prison"
Case dismissed.
One week later both reappeared before the Judge.
Turning to the first man the Judge said "What have you done this past week young man"?
"Your Honour,I was so frightened of receiving a custodial sentence that I vowed I'd never go anywhere drugs again and I also persuaded ten addicts to quit drugs altogether"
"How did you achieve that young man"? said the Judge.
"Your Honour, with a piece of chalk I drew a large O and a small o and pointing to the large O I told them that this is the size of your brains before drugs and the small o is the size you brains will become from prolonged usage"
"Very well young man you are free to go without conviction" and turning to the second youth he said "And what have you done for your seven days"?
"Your Honour, I too was scared and vowed to never be involved with drugs again and I managed to persuade twenty users away from drugs"
"And how did you do that"? said the Judge.
"Your Honour, like the previous man, I took a piece of chalk but I drew a small o and a big O and I told them that the small o was the size of their a**holes before prison and the big O was the size of their a**holes when in prison"
Case dismissed.