My wife and I went to the Lincolnshire county farm show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
'
My wife playfully nudged me in the
ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a
week.'
We walked to the second pen
which had a sign attached that said,
'' THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES
LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and
said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ...........You could learn a lot
from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED
365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her
elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could
REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from
critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
'
My wife playfully nudged me in the
ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a
week.'
We walked to the second pen
which had a sign attached that said,
'' THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES
LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and
said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ...........You could learn a lot
from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED
365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her
elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could
REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from
critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
