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  • jester56uk
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    • Jun 2012
    • 495

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    on a date

    I was on a date with this girl when she started telling me about her past violent relationships.

    "That's terrible," I said, holding her hand. "How bad were the beatings?"

    "Well I remember one real nasty one where I broke three of his ribs and punctured a lung," she replied.

    the jester
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