My mate and I were in the pub when he started telling me about his wife cheating on him.
He sobbed, "I can't take this, I'm going to drive my car off a bridge."
I said, "You don't want to do that, mate."
He said, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't."
I replied, "You're my lift home."
the jester
He sobbed, "I can't take this, I'm going to drive my car off a bridge."
I said, "You don't want to do that, mate."
He said, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't."
I replied, "You're my lift home."
the jester