An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said the chemist 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p1ss on my slippers.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said the chemist 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p1ss on my slippers.