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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    Wife

    A man received the following text
    from his neighbour:

    I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
    I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
    The man, anguished and betrayed,
    went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
    A few moments later, a second text came in:
    Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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