A duck waddled into a pub and strolls up to the bar.
Says to the propriator "You got any bread?"
"No." Says the barkeep "We only serve drinks, crisps at a push."
The duck seems to ponder this and asks "You got any bread?"
"NO!" says the barman, "i just explained already, no bread! drinks or crisps thats it im afraid"
"Ok" replies the duck "But do you HAVE ANY BREAD?"
The barman lokking visibly irritated screams "GOD DAMNIT! YOU STUPID IRRITATING DUCK! THERES NO GOD DAMNED BREAD! ANY MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT BREAD AND I'LL NAIL YOUR F--KING BEAK TO THE GOD DAMNED BAR!"
The duck, unperturbed by this takes a moment to ponder...
"You got any nails?"
The Barman looks at him wearily and tells him, "Nope, only drinks and crisps."
"Good" the duck replies "Have you got any bread then?"
Says to the propriator "You got any bread?"
"No." Says the barkeep "We only serve drinks, crisps at a push."
The duck seems to ponder this and asks "You got any bread?"
"NO!" says the barman, "i just explained already, no bread! drinks or crisps thats it im afraid"
"Ok" replies the duck "But do you HAVE ANY BREAD?"
The barman lokking visibly irritated screams "GOD DAMNIT! YOU STUPID IRRITATING DUCK! THERES NO GOD DAMNED BREAD! ANY MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT BREAD AND I'LL NAIL YOUR F--KING BEAK TO THE GOD DAMNED BAR!"
The duck, unperturbed by this takes a moment to ponder...
"You got any nails?"
The Barman looks at him wearily and tells him, "Nope, only drinks and crisps."
"Good" the duck replies "Have you got any bread then?"