IRC quote time. been reading and found some gems so i figured id post and let you all have a laugh.
Edited only for language.
Edited only for language.
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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he f--king KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to f--k him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he f--king SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
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<anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile ([EMAIL="%[email protected]"][email protected][/EMAIL]) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick f--kers) <anamexis> :<
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Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
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<_kr4m3r> so many f--king criminals, its bullshit <foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die <foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?" <foniks`> whatd u think they'd say? <FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for ****ing ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
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Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome MaroonSand: no its not dude
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<StuckMojo> o \o \o/ \o o <o <o> o> o <StuckMojo> .|. |. | / X \ | <| <|> <StuckMojo> / \ >\ /< >\ /< >\ /< >\ /<
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<Somebody241> i was playing XBL yesterday <Somebody241> and i was playing wit my friend <Somebody241> and im sure hes maried and everything <Somebody241> And all of a sudden <Somebody241> His wife comes on the mic and says <Somebody241> "Can my husband quit the game so we can have sex?" <Somebody241> and then some lil 9 year old in my team says "Sure just leave the mic on"
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<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
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<Dooley>omg </3 <Mstandot>What does that smiley represent? <mictoboy>a vasectomy
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Vfirthd: someday, I'm going to be great. Vfirthd: someday, I will have all the money I want and no financial trouble Vfirthd: and I'll have a great, big house with a laptop and high fi stero systems Vfirthd: oh, and I'll have a job that I love so much, and make a good profit from Vfirthd: and at that great job that I love, I'll find the lovely woman of my dreams... Vfirthd: yeah...someday... GeniusChef: You work at a McDonalds, don't you? Vfirthd: Burger King
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<+[SFX]Newbie0> I had a dog once <+[SFX]Newbie0> my mom always told me when I got a boo-boo, to let the dog lick it <+[SFX]Newbie0> said it was antiseptic <+[SFX]Newbie0> One time, I had a sore throat <@[EoK]cheaptrick> I can see where this is going.. <+[SFX]Newbie0> God I miss that dog <@[EoK]cheaptrick> ew.. <+|WM|ePi> haha